Salty dog

When someone gives you a blow job when your penis has not been cleaned after the previous use and they look up and complain that it tastes salty, say "ARRR" like a pirate and forcefully pop it back in their mouth, and you have successfully administered the salty dog.
Cue: You taste salty, ewwww!!! (or any variation)
You say: Aye matey, that's me salty dog. ARRR!!!

by JustinOther September 16, 2007
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the act of constantly hooking with multiple girls over a long period of time; having sex with an ex-girlfriend
Tony you got Salty yesterday, you are one SALTY DOG
by lazer303 June 23, 2011
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North Jersey slang for letting a girl give you a blowjob after you have ALREADY had sex with another woman WITHOUT washing your dick first
That girl is such a pig! After I banged Renee, I drove over to Sherries place and gave her the Salty Dog!
by A REAL Cugine April 23, 2008
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The act of defecating into the ocean thereby allowing for salty sea water to gently enter your anus. Local to New York.
"Damn no bathrooms in sight, might have to resort to a salty dog in the Atlantic."

"My asshole is always so sensitive after a salty dog. It's worth it though."
by The Salty Dogster August 14, 2011
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Referring to something that happen to you that you want to blame on the dog. The dog comes from the story... So there was a boy who got 2 new things, a dog, and a white couch. He was doing his girl up the ass, hit a gland, and she shit all over the new couch. When the parents got home and he blamed the dog, so they had the new dog put to sleep...I.E. SALTY DOG
-Damn you just gave you a f in bio,
-i know
-thats a salty dog
by Ben"jamin" March 04, 2008
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When you take a date to the movie theater, get popcorn at the snack bar, cut a hole in the bottom of it, and stick your dick through the hole. This way, when she goes to get some popcorn, instead she gets your salt covered penis.
I took that skank Tammy to see 'Titanic' and then gave her the Salty Dog!
by CaustiC July 08, 2005
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Someone who sweats gravy and bleeds milk.
Damn, Jerry really needs to stop eating brownies and playing kickball. He's acting like a Salty Dog
by Ming the king February 29, 2012
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