A socio-economic political ideal based on the concept of global warming and the oncoming melting of the polar ice caps which will cause the sea levels to rise drastically and force former land lubbers onto ships or to create island nations. Sailorism belief primarily refers to living out the neo-golden age of pirates in the flooded modern world and conducting pirate business in the sane fashion or ancestors did.
"Yea my neighbor is into Sailorism"
"Wow really?"
"Yea he already built his man o' war in his backyard and offered to take me on as crew as sail the high seas in the coming years"
"Wow really?"
"Yea he already built his man o' war in his backyard and offered to take me on as crew as sail the high seas in the coming years"
by iCaesar March 21, 2019
A jolly good old time where heterosexual men take a bubble bath together wearing paper sailor hats. Playing with rubby duckies, squirt guns, boats and action figures are not necessary, but highly encouraged.
by Sailor Jim January 23, 2007
A girl who everyone wants to be friends with. She is creative and is always nice. Also is very sexy and has a great body.
by yeppyyep October 20, 2014
by Salore September 23, 2023
A word used to describe the continuous training and development of a sailor in the United States Navy. It is primarily used by weak and inept leaders to justify asinine policies and beliefs that can't be rationally explained or have any real world, practical, and intelligent correlation to anything.
"Hey, if our facility that's located on a secure military base doesn't contain any weapons, ammunition, specialized equipment, or classified material, has a security system, functional fire detection and suppression, security cameras, and lockable doors, and houses a command that only operates primarily during normal business hours, why the fuck do I have to sit here all night and on weekends on duty doing nothing, guarding nothing, with nothing going on?"
"Because people stand duty and watch in the Navy. It's for your sailorization, shipmate."
"Yeah asshole, I know that. But they're also actually watching or doing something. This is retarded and for no reason."
"Because people stand duty and watch in the Navy. It's for your sailorization, shipmate."
"You're a fucking moron. Are all Chief Petty Officers required to have a lobotomy before their promotion?"
"Because people stand duty and watch in the Navy. It's for your sailorization, shipmate."
"I wish you would go play in traffic Chief. Fucking Hoo Yah!"
"Because people stand duty and watch in the Navy. It's for your sailorization, shipmate."
"Yeah asshole, I know that. But they're also actually watching or doing something. This is retarded and for no reason."
"Because people stand duty and watch in the Navy. It's for your sailorization, shipmate."
"You're a fucking moron. Are all Chief Petty Officers required to have a lobotomy before their promotion?"
"Because people stand duty and watch in the Navy. It's for your sailorization, shipmate."
"I wish you would go play in traffic Chief. Fucking Hoo Yah!"
by Not-stupid-therefore-not-a-CPO March 30, 2011
A particularly metrosexual male who pretends to be gay with his friends, often misunderstood by the gay community as a homosexual. These males are generally bitchy, and jokes made against them frequently refer to oceans or ships.
Adam: "Howdy sailor! Would you like to scrub my deck, I have a pole that needs polishing." ;)
Luke (Sailor): "Dude, like, get, like seriously, the fuck away from me, loooser!"
Adam: "So there are no cannons that need some balls loaded up?"
Luke (Sailor): "Dude, like, get, like seriously, the fuck away from me, loooser!"
Adam: "So there are no cannons that need some balls loaded up?"
by Perishes August 31, 2010
A group of 4 extremely sexy girls. Everyone looks up to them and strives to be them. They make head's turn, and are possibly the best looking, best personality beings to ever walk this earth. Their boat was once amazing, you know you want in, as they allready have many people on the waiting list as wanabees. They know how to have a good time, with chocolate baths, towns, cake, sleepovers, dances and more, but also know how to have a fight. Ohh the sailor chats, geeso. They out do any other group and of course have the perfect penis.
'Dan: OMG Who are those FITTIES?
Tom: Oh, how do you not know? they are the SAILORS!
Dan: WOWW, get me their numbers.'
Tom: Oh, how do you not know? they are the SAILORS!
Dan: WOWW, get me their numbers.'
by Sailortoo March 02, 2008