S.I.M.P

When your Super Into Mashed Potatoes

Bill:ur a simp.
Josh:yea im a S.I.M.P: super into mashed potatoes.

by the pogger May 12, 2021

S.I.M.P.

An acronym used for Squirrels In My Pants. The acronym is used in the Pheneas and Ferb son "S.I.M.P."
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I got S.I.M.P.

by AlfaBanjo October 02, 2020

S.I.M.P

Squirrels In My Pants. From an Episode of Phineas and Ferb where Candance gets a squirrel in here pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S.I.M.P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by abdnejdjekk February 18, 2020

S.I.M.P

Minion squirrels in my pants made popular by Phineas and Ferb when Candace got actual squirrels in her pants

Dang! That girl had actual S.I.M.P

by Crazchryne September 21, 2020

S.I.M.P

S-I-M-P Squirrels In My Pants.

Phineas and Ferb is a children’s show where each episode has its own song, and one episode features this song. It is a banger.

“Hey have you heard the S.I.M.P song?” “From Phineas and Ferb? Hell yeah!”

by Candace-dick-fit-in-yo-mouth May 22, 2020

S.I.M.P.

A man who allows his free will to be co-opted by his mannish female partner who in all ways knuckles him under thereby making him her boy bitch.

Joe is such a S.I.M.P. (Self Imposed Male Pussification) He hand washes Janes panties in cold water and then line dries them which allows time for other subservient tasks.

by Higley May 05, 2024

S.I.M.P.

Sudden Interest in the Male Protagonist; a sudden realization that all female characters inside an animated series or american live-action film where characters suddenly and irreversibly show an unexplained attraction to the main male character, though people beyond the fourth wall can tell there shouldn't be any romantic chemistry between the two. Examples of this can be found in any harem anime or action movie

Female: I'll never fall in love, my own ambition to be independent and awesome shall never be changed!!!
Male protagonist: *shows up and does average stuff to look slightly cool*
Female: OMG I'm useless now and need the help to save me!!!
Audience watching: OMG they just ruined her with a case of S.I.M.P.

by Dracodarkness123 August 02, 2020