retail amnesia

The effect a store has on you when you enter. You arrive and forgot what you came to purchase, so you wander around the store trying to remember.

I went to Target last night for toothpaste and got retail amnesia. I spent $75 on crap I didn't need and forgot the toothpaste I needed.

by SteelerPP April 6, 2012

rudaina

the epitome of perfection. there is no one like rudaina. she is the coolest you will ever meet. if she's a leo then that's even better. may be a bit toxic but she's the light of your sad pathetic little life. rudaina is the bestest coolest out there.

"wow man rudaina is just so cool!!"

by mrcoolguy069 March 19, 2021

Ruthie

Super hot, sexy girl, love of my life, the kindest person I've ever met, is so adorable, loves to jump in puddles and chase lighting bugs, best girl ever.

Damn Ruthie you're sexy!

by BigVick10 May 30, 2017

retail manager

This is the person that comes around making sure you are bothered every five minutes and told one more time what you are to do (in case you have a case of chronic amnesia). This is usually to reassure the person that the items and services you are selling and most likely not making commision off of are steadily helping out their bonuses each week / month / year.

Hitler was not a retail manager but many retail managers are little Hitler's.

by John December 20, 2003

Retail Therapy

The act of shopping as an outlet for frustration and a reliever of stress.

Juju's Retail Therapy session went quite well; she visited the local Sephora for her fix of new eyeshadows, as well as the jewelry cart for a pair of new obnoxious but cute earrings. Nothing beats spending money to forget about your troubles.

by Princess Juju Bunnie February 19, 2004

Retail Workout

When a person who works in retail uses their job as an opportunity to workout by speed walking, lifting numerous heavy objects unnecessarily, or often times a combination of both. Sometimes they may go as far as wearing wrist or ankle weights to enhance their regimen. The majority of time they come across as a tweaking suckass by displaying an annoying amount of energy and eagerness to do things that normal people wouldn't want to do in the process making co-workers look bad or lazy.

Bob: Hey man, did you see Steve in electronics? I think he's been snorting coke on his break.

Terry: Na, he's just doing his retail workout.

by getfisted December 12, 2012

ruthika

a goofy, outgoing, mature, intelligent friendly girl

She is such a RUTHIKA

by #girlgenuisw/beauty June 23, 2017