Rustic

An excuse for mediocrity and negative quality control.

"The paint's chipped!!" "No, it's rustic"
"There's water in the wax!" "No, it's rustic"

by candles March 1, 2015

Intermezzo from Cavallieria rusticana

The music from the start of 'Raging Bull' and the end of 'Godfather part III'

probably the most beautiful piece of music ever written by human hands ever. full stop

by bigmeuprudeboy October 3, 2003

rustic shine

Applied to a person, place, or thing that seems unexciting or gross to outsiders but is appreciated by those who know its true charm.

Person #1: Hey, do you want to go to the local pub?

Person #2: That dumpster? I wouldn't walk in there if you paid me.

Person #1: Forget it. You don't understand its rustic shine.

by kaz snaz May 9, 2009

Rustic Beardman

A 6'6, full-bearded, stud of a man. Intelligent, musically inclined, compassionate, open-minded, spontaneous, and hilarious. Other interesting pieces of information include: excellent cook, knows how to twerk, drives a moped, has a car-bed, and last but certainly not least--is a professional beard ride giver.

"Did you see that manly man heading our way?!"
"Oh, that's Rustic Beardman!"

by AshWickety October 15, 2013

Rustic fap

A fap from pure memory.

Person 1: shit I dropped my phone in the shitter.
Person 2 (also in shitter): shit dude how you gonna spank the monkey now?
Person 1: It’s cool dude I can just go from memory

Person 2: oh the rustic fap I see...

by Daddydangler the angler June 7, 2018

Rustic noodles

Rustic noodles

The act of making spaghetti

(Just the noodles) and having your female friend who is on her period add her blood on top of the noodles, replacing the pasta sauce.

Hey honey, tonight we should have your famous rustic noodles.

by Alienboy453 July 12, 2022

rusticle

After periods of no sex, testicles transform into rusticles.

Since my girlfriend left me, my rusticles are anxious for new hookups.

by Petoria July 18, 2007