Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD)

noun
A sudden, catastrophic "oops moment" in IT or cybersecurity where a system decides to take an unplanned coffee break—often accompanied by frantic troubleshooting, finger-pointing, and the ritual sacrifice of a weekend to the tech gods. Usually attributed to Murphy's Law, an overconfident patch, or a rogue cable someone swore "wasn't important."

Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD) - "Our firewall had a Rapid Unscheduled Disablement last night. On the bright side, it was the most efficient denial-of-service attack we've ever performed on ourselves."

by Cemetri Dutler January 17, 2025

Paul Rudded

Not appearing somewhere despite any plans.

It's a shame that your girlfriend Paul Rudded you there and then.

by Minty_Mechanic April 09, 2022

RUD

Real Until Death

RUD

by Brickss September 11, 2022

Rud

curry leader of nofap

Rud is a good leader of the nofap server but i hope he drowns in the curry cauldron

by Currymastr69 January 24, 2021

Rud

a word describing something that was bad or not good.

i.e. how was your day? was a bit rud can’t lie

by Wilma Fringerdoo December 26, 2021

Rud

A type of monkey. It can be found either in Mexico or in Roblox

Man, youre so Rud

by Silent Todo Pro July 25, 2022

rud

o razzle dazzles favourite student. gets C's in physics and is cheeky.

Cmon rud, shut da hell!

Rud, WDH?

Rud you bettter learn your physics before I pull out the bus keys.

by lawtsjack May 11, 2023