Skeet 'n' retreat

Skeet 'n' retreat (n.) - To copulate freely on the assumption that you're not going to be a bastard and leg it (never calling, writing or speaking again), and then legging it anyway.

1: You stickin' around once you've tapped that?
2: Na, man. Skeet 'n' retreat!
1: Word.

by Giles Bohanek / Jeff Dickson January 1, 2008

poop retreat

A poop retreat occures when doing a #2 while aiming sideways in a specific angle to make use of the curving half-pipe structure of the common variety of toilet bowls. A poop retreat signifies a high velocity poop that returns to the creator's rectum.

"Hey Rik, you are not looking that well."
"Yeah man, I am not feeling that well because I just had a poop retreat"
"Do you have an aftertaste?"
"Yeah"

by LizardK1ng November 24, 2014

tactical retreat

1. (Verb) A more manly and sophisticated way of running away.

I got really nervous, so instead of turning into a blathering idiot, I decided to pull a tactical retreat.

by HeyItzZephyr November 28, 2014

No Retreat, No surrender

It's Spartan Law

No Retreat, No surrender.That is spartan law. And by spartan law, we will stand. And we will fight.

by Centurion Jhon July 6, 2014

man retreat

A house or apartment where a separated or divorced guy goes to relax and unwind. The dwelling contains most (if not all) of his stuff. A getaway place similar to a man cave.

Do you want to come over to the man retreat tonight? We can watch ESPN and drink beer.

by yes juanito yes June 17, 2015

skeet retreat

A skeet retreat, usually followed by a f'n'd, is the length of time in which you do not ejaculate.

Man i have just spent a 4 day skeet retreat at the central coast!!

by Chris Dogg May 23, 2006

yeet and retreat

when you yeet that bitch and then realise that she's pregnant

"Oh shit, I got my bitch pregnant. Looks like I gotta pull the ol' yeet and retreat."

by markiplier says "E" June 7, 2018