Chronic Retardation

It's when someone is so dumb you are sure they are retarded but not medically diagnosed as being retarded.

OMG! Your you're such an idiot! Do you have Chronic Retardation?

by icchie_x October 8, 2009

Verbose Retardation

n. The case in which you are not aware of what the fuck is happening due to people using too big of words.

I experienced a total case of verbose retardation during that college lecture

by PingPongPowPan January 9, 2012

Seasonal Retardation

Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.

Joe: *Wearing Glasses* “I decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”

by Johnathan Bobby December 5, 2018

internet retardation

A person who has no idea of how to conduct themselves online by saying and doing things that would not be socially acceptable in real life.

Generally the actions of this person have no reflection of how they actually are.

Boy: OMG im lyk so c00l. Haunted house wif ma homes!!!111!one
Girl: I'm going too! See you there.
Boy: YESHHH! LETZ HAV S3X.
Girl: Do you have internet retardation?

by Kittens with Mittens October 27, 2010

returnation

Things being returned

We are due for a sudden Returnation of missing items!

by Craig "MooGa" Harris May 28, 2008

slavery reparations

no black person has had to suffer through slavery in america. therefore no black person should get reparations.

show me a slave and i'll pay his reparations...but you can't they're all dead.

by fedupwithPC_BS May 31, 2005

Compound Retardation

The act of doing something stupid, followed by another unitentional yet equally stupid action

S: Remember when K slipped in his own vomit and broke his arm?

M: Yeah, thats some serious compound retardation

by MER8490 August 1, 2008