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Textual Relations

To engage in dirty talk with ones partner via text message.
My thumbs are killin me, I was engaged in some heavy duty textual relations!!!
by Bobby Crumbsnatcher April 16, 2008
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relationblip

a very short relationship with little real importance to either member; usually lasting between one day and three months and entered into "for the hell of it"
Man Codey, your freshman year of highschool was full of stupid two-month relationblips.

Yeah, I know, I dated five girls! What can I say, I was bored.
by idaidaidaida! February 29, 2008
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The Relation Ship

Punny way to talk about getting with someone. The relation ship sets sail when people become unsure about the shore and sea the tides and times changin'. To be forced aboard the relation ship is to be stolen by pirates and held against your will. Often people will try and force you on a speed boat, but be sure to take your life jacket. Ultimately this ends badly; see the tale of Titanic, the epitome of rough seas and one will be forced to walk the plank. Often relation ships head towards Love Island (see Paul Danan), but there can be complications en route, such as an interfering 3rd party, known as an iceberg.

See also friend ship and companion ship
Check Jack and Rose getting aboard the relation ship. This probably won't end in Titanic.

Does anyone else want to potentially try and force me on the relation ship? ALL ABOARD, settin sail, bon voyage

Oh my cod, you're so shellfish, you will never get on the relation ship.
by Schmitstahhh February 18, 2011
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Relationfriends

The non-exclusive relationship between two people where the concept of "no strings attached" is modified. Unlike the terms "friends with benefits" or "hook up buddies", Relationfriends involves the idea that two people consider themselves friends, but have all the benefits of a relationship.

Sexual activity is allowed, along with such things that are usually only found in a relationship (i.e. cuddling, going out on dates together, attending a social event together)

The second portion of "relationfriends" comes into play where it is more than acceptable for the two parties to engage in behavior that would be found in a plutonic (non sexual) friendship. It is proposed that this helps keep the balance in the friendship, so as to not get to attached through the use of seeing one another merely as friends occasionally.

Lastly, relationfriends should consider signing a notarized contract to secure the agreement and proper behavior of the ordeal. If one of the parties is found to be in breach of the contract (asking to be exclusive), the ordeal may be cancelled immediately by the other party for legal obligation if they so choose.

A common acronym to describe this binding agreement is: N.E.R.F. (Non-Exclusive RelationFriends)
Michele: "I think we would be a really good pair of nerfs"

Brian: "Yes. Yes. I agree. We should be relationfriends!"
by SWOT Analysis March 15, 2011
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Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R2

The follow up to the anime series Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion. It is a masterpiece of anime diving into the character Lelouch, Kallen, Suzaku, and C.C. even more than its predecessor. If you like Death Note or Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion watch it.
I Lelouch vi Britannia command you watch Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R2
by ShadowSight April 25, 2011
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sexual relations

Bill Clinton didn't have 'em with Monica L.
Accordin' to himself
by Pwn20r2!!! May 13, 2005
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Revelationous Maximus

(Noun) When one ore more people, under the influence of marijuana, achieve(s) a monumental realization or idea through a systematic progression of thoughts. This process can occur individually or socially. Individually, Synchronizationous Maximus must occur with the individual's surroundings or environment, causing a linear progression of thoughts. Socially, Synchronizationous Maximus must occur with other people causing an exponential (non-linear) progression of thoughts. An ultimate conclusion regarding reality, language, existence, knowledge, perception, or human behavior is revealed to the individual(s) that shakes the fabric of their reality.

Note: Often facilitated by Marinationous Maximus

See: Nirvana, Enlightenment, Tripping Balls
Stoner 1: Dude, the Sun is like a nucleus and the surrounding planets are like electrons.

Stoner 2: DUDE you're right. Our whole Universe could be an atom in another Universe.

Stoner 1: Dude, we'ved achieved Revelationous Maximus.
by Pi Ups April 26, 2010
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