If one is really bored and has already done
everything that comes to mind, this is what they type. Typing in this word is known as "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm syndrome". qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm syndrome is very common over summer vacation and during all-nighters. However, typed in repeatedly and it becomes a symptom of either "youneedhelpwithyourprocrastinatingproblem syndrome" or "youreallyneedtogetalifealready syndrome". These are not contagious; however, gone too far and they result in low
social skills, dorkyness, and a lot of time spent alone doing homework on a
Saturday night.
Person 1: Hey what's up?
Person 2: nothin. I'm so bored, I just typed in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into the
search enginePerson 1: Oh gosh, you might qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm syndrome! Don't worry though, it can be cured.
Have you done this before?
Person 2: Yes, I'm so bored it's been about 20 times this week.
Person 1: That's bad. You either have "youneedhelpwithyourprocrastinatingproblem syndrome" or "youreallyneedtogetalifealready syndrome". I'm pretty sure it's youreallyneedtogetalifealready syndrome.
Person 2: Dang. Oh well, I bored. I'm gonna go search it again.
Person 1: Oh no
you're not, we're going out before this progresses too far!
