An old time Monk who roamed Wales in the 12th Century. Some say he was the love child of a Norse God and a Mermaid
by Kris Barnes February 2, 2007

by quanked_boy March 25, 2021

(kwank) A title given to an individual given their particular actions or appearance; one is a Quank after committing acts of ignorance, stupidity, or other simple miscalculations. Quanked (kwankt) When an individual is set up to encounter misfortune by another individual.
-"Hey I left my bag on the bus again" "your a big quank"
-"Hey my laptop got stolen from the change room!!" yehp you got quanked pretty good"
-"Hey my laptop got stolen from the change room!!" yehp you got quanked pretty good"
by quanker June 11, 2011

I was trying to have sex with my girlfriend but accidentally said "It's quankin' time" and released the quank all over her.
by FellInall December 18, 2022

A word in which to cause offence to a person. Means a duck fucker- originated from the term oh fuck a duck. Quank can be used to express annoyance in an action. Duck fuck.
by Quinquon August 24, 2016

Jilm: Remember that time Frimple ate an entire jar of Jalapeno pickles?
Grumgrum: Yeah, that was so quank!
Grumgrum: Yeah, that was so quank!
by Faffy McFafferson October 17, 2014
