Quank

An old time Monk who roamed Wales in the 12th Century. Some say he was the love child of a Norse God and a Mermaid

Epic poem "Quank sailed the hills like a ship in its time"

by Kris Barnes February 2, 2007

quanked

The feeling of being unsure whether you are anxious or not. (derived from quantum anxiety)

Guys I'm feeling really quanked today, might take a day off to figure out my anxiety.

by quanked_boy March 25, 2021

Quank

(kwank) A title given to an individual given their particular actions or appearance; one is a Quank after committing acts of ignorance, stupidity, or other simple miscalculations. Quanked (kwankt) When an individual is set up to encounter misfortune by another individual.

-"Hey I left my bag on the bus again" "your a big quank"
-"Hey my laptop got stolen from the change room!!" yehp you got quanked pretty good"

by quanker June 11, 2011

Quank

When you mean to fart but it comes out as a green liquid as a result of having chlamydia.

I was trying to have sex with my girlfriend but accidentally said "It's quankin' time" and released the quank all over her.

by FellInall December 18, 2022

Quank

A word in which to cause offence to a person. Means a duck fucker- originated from the term oh fuck a duck. Quank can be used to express annoyance in an action. Duck fuck.

**spills drink**
'Ohhh quank'

Me: I hate you
Bob: you are such a quank

by Quinquon August 24, 2016

Quank

QU-AY-NK (adj) Used to describe something cool or something exhibiting good qualities.

Jilm: Remember that time Frimple ate an entire jar of Jalapeno pickles?
Grumgrum: Yeah, that was so quank!

by Faffy McFafferson October 17, 2014

Quank

a fart

I quanked

by alleniverseontheGOAT November 26, 2016