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two-inch-punisher 

used as an insult to someone who thinks they have a large penis.
Tyler: Dude, my dick is definitely twice as big as yours.

Jerome: What, your two-inch-punisher?

Tyler: Shut up dude, you no that's a sensitive subject!
two-inch-punisher by RiMjOb February 9, 2014

the Punisher 

If you're guilty, you're dead.
The Punisher was one of Marvel Comic's cool characters. Bloodthirsty vigilantes kick ass.
the Punisher by yup August 24, 2003

Snake Eye Punisher 

The act of sticking a pencil in a mans urethra in retaliation to sexual assault
last week i had to give a guy the ol' snake eye punisher

Pussy Punisher 

One who destroys pussy in their path leaving the punished begging for another round.
Holy shit, Sancho is the pussy punisher!!! He beats the hell out of it and bitches still come back for more!!!
Pussy Punisher by MMMelicious April 21, 2006

2 Inch Punisher 

a really small penis that can't cum or anything, you might as well refer to it as a undersized pool noodle. Also usually found on a Nate Doge.
Girl: Why isn't your 2 Inch Punisher working?
Boy with 2 Inch Punisher: Don't you know? These don't work, maybe try with a Cade, that will be much better.
2 Inch Punisher by Nate Doge August 29, 2019

2 Inch Punisher 

The 2 Inch Punisher may be small but dont let your guard down... although its so small that immediately make women burst into laughter and make you question existence, it packs a mean punch or "punishment."
Chelsea: Did you know Arnell Williams has a 2 Inch Punisher?
Alaina: Ughhh yes but it its not called the 2 Inch Punisher for no reason. It destroys this coochie!
Chelsea: You mind sharing sis?! Josiah just has a 2 incher.