Puerto Rican Lube Job

A sexual act when your girlfriend or wife is on her period and you can't have intercourse. She therefore spits on her hand and jerks you off.

Micheal: You sure are in a chipper mood, did you get laid last night?

Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.

by Headhunter Rebel January 4, 2010

Puerto Rican Bobby Brown

Hardest working Mexican in Estonia. Kind of looks like Puerto Rican Bobby Brown.
Always has an attitude while driving.
Favorite phrase: понятна!

Did you see that hard working Mexican guy?
Yeah, he really does look a Puerto Rican Bobby Brown.

by OfficePancake24 January 6, 2019

Puerto Rican Paige

Down ass chick with a heart of gold.
Loyal as they come, Will have your back for life unless you give her a reason not to.

Puerto Rican Paige that's my home girl

by Mrs Watts October 18, 2016

Puerto Rican Sneak

This is where you are sitting at a stop light waiting to turn left and there is traffic in the other lanes waiting as well. When the light turns green if you have successfully turned left before any of the other cars in the opposing traffic go straight through the light you have successfully completed the Puerto Rican Sneak.

Dude I was sitting at the intersection today and some stupid blonde was texting and I got a Puerto Rican Sneak on that bitch! *high five*

by sneaker. May 3, 2010

Puerto Rican Slide

n: To change lanes two or more times consecutively without the use of proper turn signals to indicate the lane changes. aka the Miami Shuffle

Check out that guy. He just pulled a Puerto Rican slide! He's doing at least 90!

by Sherriff Bufford T. Justice April 6, 2009

Puerto rican panhandle

The act of cumming in the hand of a latino.

Joe got so drunk on margaritas he Puerto rican panhandled a migrant worker while leaving a tip at cozumels last night.

by Scrotto Saggins November 19, 2012

Demonic Puerto Rican Land Mole

Snort a line of coke to black metal, while simultaneously slitting your wrists, proceeding to wrap yourself in chains, while also putting barbed meathooks into your nipples, ending in giving your uncircumcised penis a blowjob.

Guy1:"Holy shit dude! This party is crazy!" Guy2:"Yea, look at that dude in the corner, he's giving himself a demonic Puerto Rican land mole!"

by HuskyTyphlosion May 31, 2017