puddlefuck

When one unintentionally steps in, or is otherwise submerged, in a puddle.

"Dude, I just stepped out of my car and got completely puddlefucked"

by Nicoslavia April 6, 2009

Jemima Puddleducks

Large set of breasts, melons, chebbs

Wowzer rooney...... Look at the Jemima Puddleducks on that!

by Nudga_9 April 12, 2012

puddlefuck

A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.

When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.

by Brekk February 27, 2007

puddlefuck

A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.

When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.

by Brekk December 14, 2008

piddlefucker

One who particpates in the act of Piddlefucking.

you piddlefucker, get the fuk outta my face.

by Li was here May 13, 2003

Puddleduck

Puddleduck, a big fish in a small pond - something that holds greater significance over something else because of their size.

PSG are a puddleduck team; nobody will finish above them in league 1

by Chrispyduck September 4, 2022

PuddleDucking

Doing you! Back on your bullshit! Doing the most! Not giving a fuck about nothing or nobody’s option or what/how they look at or view you!

“Girl what you doing?”

“You already know I’m out PuddleDucking!”

by Chibbs98 April 7, 2026