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puckable offense

A provocation by an individual that warrants retaliation by way of a piss puck.

A puckable offense occurs often in dorm rooms on college campuses for a multitude of reasons.

Puckable offenses include, but are not limited to:
--Drinking the last beer in someone else's fridge
--Puking in someone's room
--Blaring loud music at a late hour, prohibiting sleep
--Just being an unlikeable asshole
Tom walks into Jim's dorm room while Jim and friends are drinking.

Tom: What's up Jim? (takes last beer from fridge)

Jim: Hey, that's my last beer.

Tom: I know, thanks. I'll get you back sometime. (leaves room)

Jim: (talking to others in room) Tom is such an asshole. Taking my last beer is definitely a puckable offense.

(Jim creates a piss puck, waits till 3 AM and kicks in under Tom's door)
by CM$ney May 11, 2009
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pucha

hey muchacha, let me see your pucha.
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Puchakas

Got em right in the puchakas
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Pucheală

Eveniment sinonim cu boschetăreală, golăneală. A umbla străzile random, fără vreun scop planificat anterior. Verbul este "a puchi". Puchelini, puchi, pucheles, puchelina sau alte derivate sunt menite ca porecle pentru fiinte vii asociate cu evenimentul.
Am chef de o pucheală.
Pucheles hai in oraș.

Ne-am puchit maxim aseară.
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Pushkar

This type of individuals appearance nice within the tiny beard. This sort of individuals bit inclined towards Government job principally the upper category. Powerfully motivated and health freak person. Bit competitive and may survive in each unhealthy state of affairs. they're not smart in the relationship. largely this sort of folks are Jack of all trades, In short, they're smart in Maths, Politics. Perpetually like to have various field. These sorts of individuals are a morning person and like to get up at five am.
He is awesome like Pushkar.
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pichka

shte q nagazq tazi pichka
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puckah brush

random brush and undergrowth ( occasionaly littered with stickers and snakes ) that you don't want any part of.
AKA ditch on a country road
He hit his golf ball in the puckah brush or he was drunk and launch'd his truck in the puckies
by maine rednecks November 8, 2007
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