Precisevness

When an athlete does something in a very precise manner and is lauded on TV by an idiot play by play commentator.

"Did you see how Big Rod McWadd threw that ball pass does defenders wiff such great precisevness?

by Barkovi October 31, 2016

Premises

A tract of land including its buildings.

The man put a "NO TRESPASSING" sign on his yard to ensure that no one entered his premises.

by ESA_11 September 21, 2016

Predisexantiplubbatiousnessly

In a manner accordant with being against Pluto being characterized as a planet before its classification was changed to a dwarf planet

In his research paper for astronomy class, my science degree roommate predisexantiplubbatiousnessly asserted that the universe only should have 8 planets.

by Jewper Duper July 27, 2012

pussy on the premises

Living with a girl such that sex is readily available

Dag yo, you livin' with Hannah? Man you got pussy on the premises!

by stayGreazy March 14, 2011

Premise

Used by Police to state that they are stupid and don't understand that the singular of premises is still premises

We need to do a search of this premise

by Purple Parakeet November 24, 2014

You gotta be more precise

Said when somebody just isn't being precise enough.

I want Ivory Coast to win.
You gotta be more precise
I want Ivory Coast to beat Portugal in the football.
I see.

by JackLadder June 16, 2010

precise

Describes a woman who performs oral sex frequently, and as a result shows some skill. Implies prostitution, sluttiness. The idea is that she'd have to be efficient to fit all her men/johns in. If she were sloppy, she'd never have time for anything else.

A precise woman makes you come quickly, not hard. Usually derogatory, although if the woman is not ashamed of her sexual prowess, can be complimentary (the latter is rare.)

I know that ho gets around a lot, she's just too precise to be a prude.

by xenolon February 3, 2006