pretendisting

Pretend listening.

I had a long day of pretendisting in class today.

It usually takes about five minutes on the phone with my girlfriend before I start pretendisting whilst playing backgammon.

by pseudonymouslyarriffic March 12, 2011

pretendvatory

The act of pretending to do inventory.

Every sunday chad doesn't want to work so he does pretendvatory

by Grphoenisimace July 28, 2017

Pretendent

Someone who claims to be the President (POTUS) even though they are constitutionally ineligible because they are not a Natural Born Citizen (accurately defined as "one born IN the USA of TWO USA citizen parents), or because they committed FRAUD to "win" a presidential election.

Both ovomit, and later, his so-called vice-president, were actually "pretendents" because they were never really the POTUS because the former was constitutionally ineligible and the latter cheated his way into the Oval Office.

by Panama Don July 28, 2023