Presidential Erection

What a presidential candidate gets when they verbally attack another candidate or create an attack ad on another candidate.

Man, Romney sure got a presidential erection after he saw that attack ad on Presidential Obama

Presidential Erection by deejaybeekay August 7, 2012

Presidential Tint

The darkest tint you can have on a car's windows.
Most cars that have it are ridin dirty. So if you have it, cops will give you tickets to harass you.

You know I ride with that Presidential Tint... but I ride clean, busta.

Presidential Tint by Afr0Man77 October 6, 2006

philip kotler presidential award 

The act of pleasuring yourself by licking your own Asshole. Used in reference to inventing an award to present to yourself.

What a coincidence! My cat was receiving a Philip kotler presidential award while Modi was receiving the same.

philip kotler presidential award by Class struggle memes January 15, 2019

Presidential Hand Job 

When she tugs so hard, she nearly pulls it off you. Similar to the hand shakes of the 45th President.

aka PHJ

'How's that new girl of yours?'
'She hot and all but only gives Presidential Hand Jobs.'

Presidential Hand Job by MeltStuff February 16, 2017

presidential toupe 

Styling of one's pubic hair to mimic the fashion of our current President's orange 'do

Man, did you see the presidential toupee sticking out of her bathing suit?!

presidential toupe by LostMyBiscuits May 30, 2018

Full Presidential 

A blow job with a finger up the butt.

Before Bill got caught, Monica gave him the full presidential treatment.

Full Presidential by ConfessionsFromTheOffice January 29, 2017

presidential comb over

When the president deals with a problem by sweeping it under the rug.

Trump is dealing with the problem of his ties to Russia by giving it a presidential comb over.

presidential comb over by sigeritb March 20, 2017