by Pookiemane October 31, 2020
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by Cockscrubber July 29, 2022
Anyone who is old-fashioned and really embarrassing. If they also wear droopy black clothes all the time and happen to be named Arushi, then they are most definitely a prehistoric bat.
Suzie: That German Girl is so weird, look at her big black droopy shirt. It looks like wings!
Greta: Ew, she's just a Prehistoric Bat.
Greta: Ew, she's just a Prehistoric Bat.
by doctorcutie6 June 01, 2021
The perfect word to describe the most perfect gay man.
David Walker, who is DDR’s finest piece of furniture, is a prehistoric homosexual who lives in the closest and sometimes opens the door to allow the outside world to view his not so hidden secret.
‘Prehistoric’ is to describe the era in which he was born. Roaming around with the dinosaurs, you’d often see Walker on the back of a T-Rex waving a pride flag and sipping a glass of his own semen.
David Walker, who is DDR’s finest piece of furniture, is a prehistoric homosexual who lives in the closest and sometimes opens the door to allow the outside world to view his not so hidden secret.
‘Prehistoric’ is to describe the era in which he was born. Roaming around with the dinosaurs, you’d often see Walker on the back of a T-Rex waving a pride flag and sipping a glass of his own semen.
You’re such a prehistoric homosexual, David Walker. I’m loving those shoes you crafted from the bones of a stegosaurs and the bra you made from leaves.
by DDR HOE March 19, 2022