pason pount

A random bloke pretending to be a football player. Currently at Chelsea. Cannot create anything on the pitch for his life. He is also the great ghost of Wembley.
Chelsea lost a final? Pason Pount must have been in the starting line up
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pounte

to put or go; try your best or give more energy
you should pounte more if you wanna win
by mitchelles_._world June 07, 2023
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Pount

The audible quick release of gas when you try to fart silently, gas released quickly from your butt as you make the EE face when your past the point of a silent fart and you gotta relieve the pressure off your stomach.
Did you just pount?

Why does it stink in here? He/She over there pountin.
by Veridian Thorne May 10, 2025
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