Posty

Posty is a kind person and is a part of a team called the blue gang

Posty is a kind hearted person

by Super Coopz June 24, 2019

Posti

(noun)Someone who usually is right either because they base what they are saying on knowledge or because their guess is intuitive a normally also right.

"I have to acknowledge that Simon was right again; what a Posti!"

by Ivoryish May 29, 2007

Posty

The act of constantly posting on Facebook - checking in places, posting pictures, updating status. Seen most often after a break-up when trying to appear happy and normal. Also common when on vacation.

After she broke up with John, she was so posty, trying to make him jealous.

He was so posty on vacation, we didn't even want to hear about the trip when he got back.

by Lucky#7 July 21, 2013

Postie Roulette

After downing a 1.25 litre of coke and a large pizza while playing RuneScape 3 men blow their loads into a shot glass each.

The shot glasses then go into the microwave for 30 secs and they randomly select a shot each.
They then yell “MEALIE” then skull the random shot

Hey Greg want to play POSTIE ROULETTE with me and Wayne tonight?

by RUFFSACK May 28, 2023

Posty Hoe

Someone who is obsessed with Post Malone

Damn that girl is a Posty hoe.

by kiana_e October 2, 2019

Postie

An appallingly bad golfer that loses it completely because their crap game is talked about.

Don't mention the triple bogey to that guy. He is a complete Postie

by Denn1s May 19, 2008

Posty

When you’re at the end of your blunt and it starts falling apart you call it a Posty because Post Malone has the song “I fall apart”

Austin: pass the blunt
Noah: you can try to hit it its a bit of a posty

by Yung rev July 21, 2021