Mike Portnoy

Some drummer from a boring band that makes songs about math and education and other stupid shit.

"Whos the drummer of Dream Theatre?"
"That muhfucka Mike Portnoy"

by Winderbourne January 23, 2021

Balls made of dave portnoy

A figure of speech first coined on twitter in August 2020. When legendary barstool gambling investor Dave Portnoy panic sold his bitcoin and Link after a 2% drop

Descriptive Vernacular meaning the opposite of "balls of steel" due to Portnoys lack of balls leading him to panic sell when the market turned slightly bearish

Did you hear Simon panic sold his bitcoin last week and now it's worth triple?
Omg , he must have balls made of Dave Portnoy!

Yes, lol,scared off by a little volatility....

by OldeTimer August 23, 2020

Portnoyed

To be choked aggressively. Almost to the point of being broken in half. Then be spit on camel style. Full loogie.

Chad: “Yo bro I had a girl over last night get scoliosis after getting portnoyed!”
Brad: “Chyeaahhh breuhhhhh”

by BigBoiBuddah April 8, 2021

Audra Portnoy

This woman is the greatest and is the smartest and most beautiful woman in the world. She makes a person feel so happy to be alive and knows how to make people smile

Audra portnoy is my wife

by FugginShib November 23, 2021