a fat posh lad, who eats too much and has eyes bigger than pies lmao! But fancies the really pretty girls!
Oh my GOd he like Pooh bear or somethink! hes always eating and talks in that really annoying voice *cringe* he really likes Becky yer know? lmao, she wants his head on a stick!
by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
A guy that acts hard in front of everyone but is a panzy when he's alone with his girl or a female he is talking too. He goes from being a hard ass to kissing her ass. Its adorable, but annoying
by Asap_dopebunni August 28, 2015
"Man, his cash flows dry like a day really sunny but he stays Pooh Bear, getting hunnys."
"That brotha's broke, ugly, and stupid, but he stays so Pooh Beared."
"That brotha's broke, ugly, and stupid, but he stays so Pooh Beared."
by EBrew17 July 19, 2008
by katsickle May 28, 2009
An extremely intense sexual act involving a stripper pole and a honey pot. A lady (ideally with a background in pole dancing) holds herself upside down on a stripper pole, while the male pours 3/4 of the honey pot into her snatch. The rest of the honey is distributed on his tally whacker. They commence to orally pleasure one another, the guy eating the honey out of her as enthusiastically as Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Forest.
Evan: "So I had a stripper pole installed last night..."
Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"
Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"
Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"
Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."
Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"
Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"
Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"
Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"
Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."
Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"
by Meeeeech March 28, 2007
Just answer the door with a bowl of cheerios and your pooh bear swag, and you'll never had to deal with Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses again.
by billyjoelcoverband January 12, 2013
An extremely intense sexual act involving a stripper pole and a honey pot. A lady (ideally with a background in pole dancing) holds herself upside down on a stripper pole, while her partner pours 3/4 of the honey pot into her snatch. The rest of the honey is distributed on his tally whacker. They commence to orally pleasure one another, the guy eating the honey out of her as enthusiastically as Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Forest.
Evan: "So I had a stripper pole installed last night..."
Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"
Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"
Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"
Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."
Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"
Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"
Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"
Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"
Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."
Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"
by Meeeeech March 28, 2007