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poofnuts 

being taken to a secluded location under false pretexts by a significantly older gay man who then offers you ass numbing drugs.
"Im just looking for a friends house which is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 AM... oh look, an empty secluded carpark in the bush... oh look, how did those drugs get in my glove compartment?"
"Thats poofnuts mate"
poofnuts by zarathustra March 30, 2005
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A pierced and glitter covered penis. Can also be used in reference to refer to a Glitter Donkey
"Look at that fucking poofnis"

"Want to touch my poofnis?"
Poofnis by FuManChoo February 5, 2010
A man that only enjoys sexual intercourse with men but in reality likes women.
OI YA POOFNER
Poofner by Zane Sloan July 16, 2010
Poofnis is a phrase that means wild or very fluffy hair.
"Your cat should be named Poofnis his hair is wild"
Poofnis by FlyingWalrusPig November 23, 2012

Poofnice 

Nwo is a poofnice for creating gays
Poofnice by Poofn December 11, 2019