A Jack Off Plea (JOP) is what you beg your masturbation buddy to do -- "Ahhh ... don't stop, that feels sooo good, I'm almost there, I'm gonna cum soon, yes ... I feel my cumshot ... I'm cummming ... I'm having a cum-rush pleasure-gasm !!!".
by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021
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by BruhWhoTookMyToes May 28, 2020
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"yo what's the moves for tonight?"
"were Pleaing blackout by midnight at afters."
"word, good plea"
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"Don't plea that bitch, she's chopped"
"word, im blacked my b"
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"yoo, I had mad bitches on me last night"
"Don't Plea."
"yo what's the moves for tonight?"
"were Pleaing blackout by midnight at afters."
"word, good plea"
2.
"Don't plea that bitch, she's chopped"
"word, im blacked my b"
3.
"yoo, I had mad bitches on me last night"
"Don't Plea."
by The Cern October 26, 2020
Get the Plea mug.To claim you are offended by something someone else says, no matter how insignificant or small it is, in order to play the martyr and gain the support of others even if you are in the wrong.
A tactic uses by people who are losing an argument to try to be the victim and gain support of others.
A tactic uses by people who are losing an argument to try to be the victim and gain support of others.
Don't try to use an offence plea here buddy!
A simple debate went wrong when the guy used an offence plea to gain support.
A simple debate went wrong when the guy used an offence plea to gain support.
by Gaijin Dad April 20, 2018
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"Dude, why didn't you call me back yesterday?"
"I dropped my phone in the toilet and my contacts disappeared. Didn't you see the phone tree plea in my Facebook status?"
"I dropped my phone in the toilet and my contacts disappeared. Didn't you see the phone tree plea in my Facebook status?"
by wordmaestro September 16, 2011
Get the phone tree plea mug.Hym "You sounded like you needed it when you made your plea for decency... You respect your priest. You want me to be celibate and LIKE IT. You want me to validate your beliefs and your choices without having to earn it. You want daddy's unconditional love from the men you don't fuck and daddy's big fat cock from the men you do..."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2023
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In the plea bargaining phase the defendant was able to negotiate with the help of their attorney a pleas of guilty to the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Murder over Sex Abuse because they didn't want to have to register as a Sex Offender.
by ClassicRow_idk November 11, 2024
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