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Pissy Flanging Gay Ball

A comedy sports game that is most commonly played in car parks at night after the pub. It involves passing the ball amongst players with a maximum of three touches per player and a maximum of one bounce off the floor between players. If the ball bounces more than once or a player uses any part of the body apart from their hands to touch the ball they are out and then become a decoy who now has to try and put other players off using any means possible. The last player in wins.
"Does anyone fancy a game of Pissy Flanging Gay ball after the Nelson pub quiz tonight?"
by Nave Nilney August 4, 2007
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Piss On Your Balls

Piss On Your Balls
1. The act of royally screwing things up.
2. Consistently failing to deliver.
3. Having a penis too small to urinate without dripping on your testicals.

Abbreviated as P.O.Y.B.
Why would we want to use Kurt and his team? They regularly Piss on their balls. You are a retard. You always piss on your balls.
by D.D.L. November 14, 2011
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balls to pussy ratio

Vital foundation for the positive outcome of a party, stating that there should at least be one vagina present for every testicle. As a result a party with a good "balls to pussy ratio" provides two females for one male.
"Dude, that party sucked. Seriously, there weren't any chicks at all."

"Yeah, it had a really crappy balls to pussy ratio."
by Mike Hoffster December 20, 2008
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balls to pussy

The art of inserting the penis into vagina until balls touch the pussy.

Putting 100% into whatever you are doing until you cannot go any further.

Doing anything to the extreme, take it to the limit, going full throttle.
Jack went balls to pussy when he was fucking Nikita.

When Jack arrived in Vegas he partied for 3 days straight, going balls to pussy while he was there.
by Sir Jack Napier December 15, 2011
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Balls of piss

When a guy pisses on another guys dick and it drips onto his balls
Jeremy just gave me balls of piss!”
by KinkyKaii May 13, 2022
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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
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pussy, dick, and balls

The three places on the human body that like to be sucked on the most. Also used to describe to the extent that something sucks.
Michael: Hey Laura, have you made any money off your tables today?
Laura: No, my tips have sucked pussy, dick, and balls today.
by rickjames29572 January 20, 2010
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