Someone who was pissed on as a child. Typically, once a child is urinated on, a plaque (a "Pissbaby Plaque") stating the name of the child, the time and day it was pissed on and by whom is riveted to its back. Pissing on a young child renders them mentally retarded and greasy in complexion.

"Hey Joe, let me see your Pissbaby Plaque! I've gotta see who made you this dumb!"

"That guy is fucking dumb, he must be a pissbaby"

pissbaby by DigSweet January 2, 2008

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Implying someone's emotional unintelligence is due to their genetic make up. More specifically, that they are the result of two people who likely thought urination was an effective contraception technique.

Person A: Why is Jack such a pissbaby?
Person B: Idk man, probably got it from his parents.

pissbaby by patrivkxking November 23, 2017

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Pissbaby

Noah is a pissbaby

Bro, you're just like Noah, you're such a pissbaby

Pissbaby by pissbaby_namer January 20, 2020

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Pissbaby

a lil bitch baby

hey you fuckin Pissbaby, yeah you, what are you gonna do? just be even more of a Pissbaby?

Pissbaby by bruh_69696969 December 20, 2020

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