Pinapple Express

A type of sexual intercourse between two friends, or people wanting to be more than friend, or between boyfriend + girlfriend.
Involves boxers with 'Pinapple Express' written on the back, palm trees in the bedroom and the scent of pinapples on the girl.
This type of sex is very fruity and exotic.

(Is recommended for some other people who are bored with their sex lives and want some excitement)


This type of sex has nothing to do with the stoner movie called "Pinapple Express".

Person A - "So I heard you and Zach... Pinapple Expressed last night?"
Person B - "Oh yeah! It was a totally different experience!"

Person C - "Dude! Did you Pinapple Express Gillian last night?"
Person D - "Totally! Dude, you should try it sometime yourself!"

by The Cat Ate Jell-o March 4, 2009

Pineapple Express

The route and how fast a pineapple can be shoved up your ass.

"Dude that shit went up there pineapple express"

"No shit"

by pillheadme February 7, 2009

pineapple express

Is the sexual act and/or process performed by males, which consist of eating sweet fruits such as pineapples to generate sweet tasting semen or male ejaculate primarily for the receiving sexual partner to taste or eat after a facial

"Dude last night I gave her a taste of the pineapple express. She noticed i had eaten some pretty sweet Dole pineapples."

by norcaldude707 October 16, 2008

pinapple express

the act of quickly inserting a pinapple in to ones anus

i need to loosen that ass up. how bout the pinapple express?

by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

pineapple express

when you dont cut your toenails for a year then while having sex shove them up your girlfriends asshole

man, that pineapple express hurt alot, i have rectal bleeding

by COR3YCOLTMAN January 31, 2009

Ride the Pineapple Express

A way to say “Let’s go smoke some weed”, based on the 2008 movie Pineapple Express.

Person A: Yo, let’s go ride the Pineapple Express!

Person B: Sick! I’ll go get my bong then.

by mrGrimmm March 1, 2024

Pineapple Expressed

The state of severe impairment after smoking the marijuana strain Pineapple Express.

"Have you seen Rajid?
"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"

by whosischrist May 21, 2018