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The Grand Piano

When you are absolutely railing a girl from behind like an animal and she is standing up but bent over in half with her fingers playing her toes like they are piano keys.

Ideally she has painted black/white toes for effect (depending on skin color)
"So the other day I folded this girl like a slice of NY pizza and told her to play the Grand Piano like she is getting paid for it in the middle of the Minneapolis airport."

"She said she never took music class but she not only played the Grand Piano she also moaned to the tune like a tijuana hooker"

"I was in church and this GILF asked me if I liked The Grand Piano, I instantly got turned on until I realized she meant the one on stage"
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If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano 

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up
"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"

Grand Piano 

A term used to describe the humongous size of your phallus relative to other skinnier body parts, such as the fingers.
I may have piano fingers, but that's because I have a grand piano to play with.

german piano 

Noun: The term "German Piano" refers to the act of playing a piano by jumping around with a boner, and using it to press down the piano keys.
Last night I got buck-ass naked and played twinkle had a little star on the German Piano.
german piano by Afro Ninja234 November 16, 2006

Giant finger piano 

"hey i know how to play a giant finger piano"

Golden Piano 

A sexual act conducted by women whose vaginas have been destroyed by pushing out future steroid abusers.

The woman lays on her back and fucks every single poor person they can whilst pissing on them constantly from her enormous fadge.
"I can't believe she managed the entire population of Stoke in that Golden Piano, we're gonna need a bigger mop"
Golden Piano by GoldenPianoman December 27, 2018

Plano Glasses 

(n) Fake glasses. Non-prescription eye-glasses worn by pretentious hipsters and other douche-bags for "fashion" or "vanity" purposes to look more intelligent, sophisticated or cultured than they really are.

An example of recession chic. Mouth-breathing fashion models or unintelligent people in general wear faux glasses to affect having read lots of books or having some modicum of smarts. Dead give-away that someone is an idiot.
They're fucking plano glasses dude - she's trying to pretend she's not actually a pretentious trust-funder with a silver spoon in her mouth.