photographizing

Taking an excessive number of photographs in an attempt to capture something that isn't there. The act of speaking philosophy through photography.

Dude, quit with photographizing already.

by Wilbur Kookmeyer January 26, 2009

Photographic Hearing

The ability to recall past events vividly and accurately using your ability to hear.

That dumb ass nigga just told his buddy that he has Photographic Hearing.

by HEHEXD99999999999999 August 26, 2019

Facebook Photographer

This is some kid who was given or purchased a DSLR and now believes they are photographers. Like every picture they take could be in a gallery.

Emily is a Facebook Photographer

by Master bv October 12, 2010

Phallic photograph

When you wanna send dick pics, but you're classy as fuck.

Oh Dorothy! Come have a gander at this fine phallic photograph that Fitzgerald sent.

by DmitryDaDouche May 22, 2017

Instagram Photographer

An "Instagram Photographer" is someone who believes that due to them having an Instagram account and taking tons of photos with their iPhone, they are now worthy of calling themselves photographers - even though most will have no real knowledge of text book photography.

It is also a growing hipster culture.

Me: Bro, change the ISO settings on your phone.
John Smith: Ummm, what the hell is that?
Me: Bro come on! The ISO settings! Your phone does have them somewhere right?
John Smith: Bro, I just press this button and it takes photos... That's all.
Me: You're such a damn Instagram Photographer!

by MCMXCII January 7, 2012

Fashion Photographer

One who takes enormous amounts of pictures of other, beautiful people. They yell at the models, lie on the floor, or stand on a ladder to get the right pose. But, they are basically amazing.

Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker. America's Next Top Model.

by colorfulkaleidoscope February 24, 2009

The Photographed Voice

A group of four willing to turn their amps up so loud the earth will crumble and then explode.....and then crumble again.

1. A scientist may say: "Watch out for those kids that make up The Photographed Voice, they're rediculous. So so rediculous."

2. Your cat rolls around on shag carpeting, creating too much static and then touches your small toe. Thus, creating the feeling you have just been hit by The Photographed Voice

by Matthew Hutchings October 24, 2005