Photoeditor

An ugly person who edits pictures of his/herself for the purpose of looking more attractive in photos. Usually to attract potential e-lovers/friends on social networking sites such as myspace, bebo etc. to compensate for their lack of social skills in the real world.

See: Sket

Gavin: "Hey Michael, that bitch you were talking to on bebo is really stunning."

Michael: "No, she's a photoeditor, you should fucking see her in real life!"

by Gavin FF June 21, 2008

PhotoCrank

An addictive mobile service that allows you to add sweet graphics and captions to the photos on your mobile camera phone. And cranking pictures is really easy because you can do it all directly from your mobile camera phone.

Using PhotoCrank, I was able to crank a hilarious picture of my friend Melissa falling down the stairs.

by ChloeLeBush October 1, 2006

photocrashing

PhotoCrashing is the art (mostly a dynamic art) of crashing a photo or picture in the last second. The appearance of a person who does not belong in a picture at the very moment of taking the picture.

Victor jumped into a picture just a few miliseconds before it was taken. He is photocrashing the pictures.

by Victor Mendez June 11, 2006

photocrapping

Taking crappy photos. Photocrapping.

He is such a bad photographer, he is a photocrapper.
He isn't photographing anything, he is photocrapping.

by WeDoShe September 19, 2010

photocrazy

When a lot of photographs are taken. Probably too many. Can be photos taken by a crazy photo-taking person too.

George, I think I went a bit photocrazy, help

by Charlesface December 21, 2010

Photocrack

The term photographers use when the realize they are addicted to photography (or an outstanding picture)

I must be on shutter speed cause I'm as high as the iso. This picture is straight photocrack

by Chopper Annie July 23, 2017

photorectumitis

The state of being when you have your head so far up your ass you can not see a thing, not even any light.

His continual rhetoric regarding the war leads me to believe that photorectumitis has finally set in.

by 2littlefishes November 8, 2007