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Puerto Rican Paige 

Down ass chick with a heart of gold.
Loyal as they come, Will have your back for life unless you give her a reason not to.
Puerto Rican Paige by Mrs Watts October 18, 2016

Puerto Rican Sneak

This is where you are sitting at a stop light waiting to turn left and there is traffic in the other lanes waiting as well. When the light turns green if you have successfully turned left before any of the other cars in the opposing traffic go straight through the light you have successfully completed the Puerto Rican Sneak.
Dude I was sitting at the intersection today and some stupid blonde was texting and I got a Puerto Rican Sneak on that bitch! *high five*

Puerto Rican Slide 

n: To change lanes two or more times consecutively without the use of proper turn signals to indicate the lane changes. aka the Miami Shuffle
Check out that guy. He just pulled a Puerto Rican slide! He's doing at least 90!

Puerto rican panhandle 

The act of cumming in the hand of a latino.
Joe got so drunk on margaritas he Puerto rican panhandled a migrant worker while leaving a tip at cozumels last night.

Demonic Puerto Rican Land Mole

Snort a line of coke to black metal, while simultaneously slitting your wrists, proceeding to wrap yourself in chains, while also putting barbed meathooks into your nipples, ending in giving your uncircumcised penis a blowjob.
Guy1:"Holy shit dude! This party is crazy!" Guy2:"Yea, look at that dude in the corner, he's giving himself a demonic Puerto Rican land mole!"

Puerto Rican Roadblock 

A Puerto Rican Roadblock is when you are on a 4-lane highway, and you move beside another car and match it's speed. This is normally done to piss someone off who is trying to get around you.
Bob: There's a guy in a sports car is coming up really fast.

Rob: Pull up to that other truck and do a Puerto Rican Roadblock

Bob: Haha, yea. Lets keep him behind us until we hit our exit in 50 miles