pettying

free balling, made popular by the parody of Tom Petty's Free Falling.

GS: just realized I have not had any clothes on since five minutes after I walked into the house several hours ago. Hope my roommate doesn't come home unexpectedly.

AVZ: Really? Are you Pettying and everything?

by WckdTwstr February 3, 2012

Petitition

Petition to keep pedophiles out of your neighborhood.

Frank kept feeling up little boys down the street, so the neighborhood signed a petitition... Fuckin' Frank.

by Mtx24 July 30, 2017

Petitionist

A person or career that one petitions

I am a petitionist who petitions against pubs not playing Australian Open on their tv’s for patrons

by Lozztheonlyone January 22, 2019

petitionfornatsfuneral

MY FAVOURITE MOOT, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND I LOVE THEM SOOOO MUCH.

ELLA YOURE A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
I love u and ur pfp and ur user
WERE 5000 MILES APART BUT ILY.

Imagine being so beautiful like u
HERES A CAT AND I LOVE TO SEND U CAT VIDS! ALL THE LOVE TO U!

💐🐈

only you darling. only you babe - petitionfornatsfuneral

by mist <3 September 8, 2021

peytion

the most delulu lana del rey obsessed girl

peytion is crazy

by craycraygirlie June 21, 2023

Furry Petition

This is a petition that your friendish thing Cian sent the whole school. If you sign this petition your are agreeing that all furrys should be banned, IMEDIATELY!!! Plz sign

Omg Karl have you signed the furry Petition yet?

by Theodd1 December 28, 2018

the power of petition

"The power of petition" is a phrase coined on Anarchy Online and Age of Conan servers as it appeared decisions over accounts could be influenced and revoked purely by mustering enough petitions against or in support of an individual.

Lets use the power of petition to get Arnold the level 80 barbarian banned since he sucks in pvp.

by alexjones6666 October 8, 2008