Peter Beck Moon Shoes

The act of jumping on somebody so hard that you fly to space

Peter needed to do a science project on Uranus. He took Brendan after school, jumped on him, and with his Peter Beck Moon Shoes he flew to space and completed his studies with ease.

by M7M August 28, 2012

petty bitching

to whine about something that has no importance or significance to do with anything else happening

J: It is now exactly 12:30
K: No! it is 12:31 and 20 seconds
G: will you two quit petty bitching!!!!!!

by Xavier Stone April 26, 2008

peter-beater

An excessive masturbator.

Also peter beater.

I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter-beater.

by someone March 18, 2004

pete beale

Used instead of a Wolf Whistle when a fit woman walks by. (Sounds like a Wolf whistle when said)

Two blokes walking down the street and a fit woman is coming towards them one says to the other "Pete Beale"

by Kevin Penna October 30, 2007

peter bastian

Sidney lee or nah. Attack sub

Julie: I want coffee

Signe: No I want a CULT SHAKER

Isabell: What do you believe in?

Olivia: Jeg tror på jorden er flad

Ida: Jeg har en kat der hedder pussy

Luna: Tessa okay

Kan du fortælle os om peter madsen? peter bastian?

by oliviasejemanse August 30, 2021

the peter blunt system

The system that Randy Quaid's character from Caddyshack 2, a lawyer named Peter Blunt uses instead of the "real legal system."

Well, you certainly made it very clear how your legal system works Mr. Young. Now, I'd like to explain a little bit about the Peter Blunt system. You see, I don't go in for lawsuits and motions or any of the legal stuff. No, no, you see what happens is, uh, I find out where you live and then I come to your house, see? And I beat down your door with a fucking baseball bat! And, then I make a bonfire with the Chipendale, maybe roast that Golden Retriever, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, then eat it! And then I'm coming upstairs, junior, and I'm gonna grab you by your Brooks Bros. P.J.s, and then I'm gonna take your brand new B.M.W., and cram it up your tight ass! Do we have an understanding?

by Brandtl03 February 16, 2018

peter bump

To bump one's peter against another man's peter. Not for sexual pleasure, but to find out if one of the two parties involved becomes aroused.

Guy 1: Hey Dude, have you ever done a peter bump?
Guy 2: Hell no, I'm not gay!
Guy 1: Well how do you know if you've never peter bumped?

by Andrew256 May 16, 2008