pervstache

pervstache a thin wispy moustache commonly worn by perverts,rapists,stoners and brain dead teenagers. This style is a message to the outside world to run because if you don't you will wind up in some perverts basement,

Where did kelly go? I last saw her with some gu with a pervstache so most likely dead. Pervstache the universal sign of perverts everywhere

by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018

pervstache

is any mustache of intentionally bad taste, that is meant to be funny or ironic

(mostly worn today by hipsters or indie rocker, but cult film director John Waters and “Pink Flamingos” star David Lochary were both early pioneers of the style)

“that’s awesome! you look like a 70’s porn star sportin’ that pervstache”

by tl77 November 26, 2010

pistache

pronounced: piss-tach-ay
A vagina moustache... derived from pistachio and alot of booze...
used to describe a girl who is a bitch, and has a moustache

1: Yo... that girl is a total pistache... look at her moustache...

2: Yeah she's a bitch!

by m-dawwg July 23, 2008

pistache

noun
pronounced: piss-tach-ay
A vagina moustache... derived from pistachio and alot of booze...
used to describe a girl who is a bitch, and has a moustache

1: Yo... that girl is a total pistache ... look at her moustache...

2: Yeah she's a bitch!

by M-Dawwg October 21, 2006