Patrolling

Searching for a spot to do you. Seeking a destination to perform a particular and in few cases ethically questionable action.

"Paul got some flowers, let's get patrolling in the park for a sesh."

"There is too many ratchets patrolling the club tonight."

by SpliffBoom March 13, 2014

Patroll

When a writer of an online article or blog post starts or finishes a piece with pre-emptive responses to the trolling s/he is expecting to see in the comments.

Jane decided she'd better patroll her post by adding this statement at the end:

Before you start trolling in the comments and saying nobody cares, remember that this is the answer to a question I get in half of the messages from my readers.

by GoGopher February 24, 2014

pabrolling

When two or more bros are on patrol.

The two dudes walked back and forth along the beach, looks like they are pabrolling.

by Zedjen October 1, 2018

Jelly Patroller

To stare at large people in suggestive swim wear at public beaches.

Greg is such a jelly patroller, he was creepin' on all the fatties at the beach!

by Ace double March 19, 2009

patroll

a recon mission by a neurotic control freak

In order to stay up-to-date on everyone's personal business, the intrusive nosy co-worker regularly went out on patroll throughout the office

by Higley September 16, 2009

Paw Patrolled

Paw Patrolled is a sex move that requires the highest of precision. As you're fingering a girl, you yell at the top of your lungs "LETS DIVE IN!" and promptly jump in headfirst into her asshole. Lube is discouraged.

Guy 1: "Hey man, I paw patrolled my girl last night. It was wild, I had to get 3 other people to pull me out. Shits' wild man."
Guy 2: "Holy shit I should try that!!!!"

by YeetThatMeat September 17, 2018

poop patroller

a derrogatory word for a gay man.

Dude, you're a poop patroller!

by dyingtokissYou November 1, 2010