pawned
Pawned is something old and/or bald people say when taking the piss out of people who try and use words without vowels, like pwned, to sound "young and hip" but who really sound like nothing more than a duck farting under water.
"Hey Dude...Did you say pawned or did you just trip over your tongue as you pulled it out of that duck's arse"
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