passistance

Someone who helps a fellow human to successfully decline to participate in something, move ahead of another vehicle, put the moves on a romantic interest, etc.

One good way to provide passistance on a highway is to point out to the driver in front that the person behind him wants to get by, usually the reason that the impatient driver needs help is that the slowpoke in front is not aware that he is holding someone up.

by QuacksO November 2, 2021

The Pastis Pack

The act of fingering a drunken girl with three (3) total fingers, simultaneously. This is known as "The Pastis Pack" because it is very easy to do when the drunk broad has been slammin' Pastis all night.

"Me and Chad's mom were drinking last night. She got so loaded I gave her The Pastis Pack!"

by The Pastis Packer August 11, 2008

Patist

patist an awesome guy who is really funny and his friend Tejo loves him.

Tejo: PATIST is awesome!

by jffff September 19, 2011

Partist

Someone experienced in and excellent at parring.

Gary's throwing out pars left, right and centre.

Matt: I tell you what, Gary's a proper partist.

by Jaacckk March 31, 2011

pastitute

A prostitute who brings you a pasta dinner before having sex with you. Usually accompanied by a service charge, and an infection.

Hey Nick, what should we do after this wedding?

Lets get a pastitute- I'm starving!

by Space Pizza March 28, 2014

pantists

The opposite of a nudist, those who keep the company of pants.

The men wearing pants over there, they're pantists Johnny.

by avayl February 19, 2015

Pætist

A "Pætist" is a person who thinks very highly of themselves, more so than a narcissist or a egoist. They are characterized by their smell of hair wax and their lack of organisation skills. They also shout "linje 1" at least 10 times a day.

Patrick er en skikkelig pætist, kjør da.

by Maffe March 22, 2018