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Patty Cake

1. An ultimate test of pure determination and skill, where one brave athletic legend along with another brave athletic legend clap their hands together with a thunderous noise that echoes in the heavens. Patty Cake was made purely to seek out the true god. When the game begins, all hell breaks loose, and the two fearless competitors slam the palm of their hands together, creating a ear pounding sonic boom that will ultimately destroy the Universe and all who inhabit it!

2. A simple game where two children clap there hands together and at the same time say Patty Cake.
"OH MY GOD!!! TWO PEOPLE ARE BATTLING EACHOTHER IN AN EPIC WAR OF PATTY CAKE! ALERT THE MEDIA!!!"

"Awww, look at our children having fun playing patty cake, aren't they just adorable?"
by BoredDude2 April 24, 2010
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The simple act of intercourse. A great code word that can be used in front of parents, children, and old people or in public places.
Hey dude, what are you and your girlfriend going to do this weekend?
Well I think we're going to see and movie and then we're gonna play some patty cake afterwards.
OR
Tim: What are Jimmy's parents doing after the party?
Jason:They're probably going back to their house for a little patty cake.
Jimmy: What? That's disgusting you asshole.
by Grant Gonzalez September 21, 2005
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Chad Patty Cake

Invented and used by Senza (on YouTube), this term is another way to say the word 'fight,' however is written in the form of a game and is combined with other terms (sometimes sexual, but not meant in a sexual context) to create a fairly bizarre statement.
We then played Chad Patty Cake and I proceeded to fist his face until he fell unconscious.

(Playing a video game) I ran up to the enemies to play Chad Patty Cake and gave them the same thing I gave to my toilet after Taco Bell.

Don't play Chad Patty Cake with a black belt unless you enjoy sodomy.
by DonkleDaddy October 22, 2019
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Alabama Patty Cake

When you nut in a girls ass and immediately afterward she shits on your chest and proceeds to use her hand to pat in out on your chest.
"Bro for twenty dollars that hooker will bake you an Alabama Patty Cake!"
by BamaBaker February 22, 2020
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post-coital patty cake

When the sex is so good that a high five afterwards simply is not enough.
Him and I each came like five times, so after we caught our breath we went ahead and played post-coital patty cake.
by Stefani Vonne January 16, 2011
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Patty Cake

A girl with an ass that ain’t to big or to small but is known to taste like birthday cake on the cheeks
Dude, did you eat Rosies patty cake last night? How it tasted?
by B-RonLallo January 15, 2021
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panty cake

The layer of crust left from a yeast infection in the crocth of a dirty pair of panties.
"Man, Sheila. This yeast infection is so horrible. I've got so many panty cakes in my underwear I should open up a bakery."

"That sucks."
by Kevin20012001 June 1, 2006
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