Painus Cupcake

A character based on a character in Team Fortress 2, He is based off the character soldier. In every episode he says, "I am Painus Cupcake I will eat you" and eats people

Guy1: Dude who the fuck was that?
Guy2: HOLY SHIT ITS PAINUS CUPCAKE

Painus Cupcake: I am Painus Cupcake... I will eat you. :D
Both Guys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Painus Cupcake: om nom nom nom nom

by SEXYMANBEAST4555555 December 20, 2010

Durtay Painus

A hilarious way to say 'dirty penis'. Use it in video games very repetitively to make a person, who is criticizing everyone on their team or something else that is extrememly annoying and uncalled for, angry to the point that they would shit themselves.

Person: COME ON GUYS U R FUCKING SUCKING! IM THE ONLY ONE FUCKING HERE THAT ISN'T SHOVING THEIR CONTROLLER UP THEIR ASS!
You: Wat I I I can't understand you. U have a very durtay durtay painus in your mouth.
Person: Wait WHAT????
You: I said you have a very durtay painus in your mouth
Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP KID!
You: You have take that durtay durtay painus out of your mouth. I cant understand you.
Person: ILL FUCKING RAPE YOUR HEAD OFF YOU SHIT FACED LITTLE FUCKER!!!!
You: Now what you have to do is take that durtay durtay painus right out of your mouth.

by An Observant Listener September 1, 2009

Painus

Pain felt from a penis in your anus-also used as a present tense term for someone experiencing pain from a penis in the anus in that moment

"What's wrong Jen?" "I've got a painus and its hard to shit,Jason put it in my ass last night."

by Solomacn December 5, 2012

Painus

A play on words; Another way of saying something/someone is being a pain in one's ass, or causing one grief. A great way of cleverly insulting someone without their knowledge.

Pedro: Agh, James is being a real painus.

Rebekah: Painus? What the hell is that.
Pedro: A pain in my ass, that's what.

James: .... Wait, what?

Rebekah: hahaha
Pedro: jajajaja

by curvykirby_ December 1, 2017