paint your house

It means that you are going to shoot someone up at that house , same thing for painting there car or living room

Nigga if you don't stop playing I'm going to paint your house!

by Kodscik February 3, 2018

ill paint your face

Basically saying im gonna nut in your face...

Hey girl ill paint your face

by Quiet_Miles July 7, 2017

Paint your own portrait

For a gentleman to attempt to cum in his own face...

Technique - lie on your back with a pillow behind your head. With a rolling motion bring your knees as far back towards your head as possible (you may hold your legs with your free arm) Point and shoot...

Good luck and make sure the door is locked

Mike: "I am bored"

Lee: "You could always pop into the other room and try to paint your own portrait?"

Mike: "Good idea - I think I shall..."

by Mickey Rawlins October 1, 2009

paint your room red

A phrase used instead of "Kill yourself" which means to cover your room in blood. Used commonly in gaming for telling someone to kill himself without getting banned.

Player 1: Gg ez, thx for tutorial noobs
Player 2: Stfu nigga, go paint your room red

by Karakondzula April 27, 2023

Whatever paints your wagon

Another way of saying "whatever works for you.

see "whatever floats your boat"

Rob: What are you doing?
Mike: eating mokey brains
Rob: Eh, whatever paints your wagon

by Rob Fiznoz June 5, 2005

Paint your butt white and go run with the antelope

A phrase to coerse somebody into doing what they're told.

Dad: "Son, go take out the trash"

Son: "No."

Dad: "Damn it, paint your butt white and go run with the antelope!"

by therapistfinder June 1, 2009

Paint Your Mailbox

To nut in someone

To creampie someone

Hey girl, lemme paint your mailbox tonight

Can you believe Sam let him paint his mailbox on the first date?

by ButtSox August 1, 2022