P. Diddy

The most goddamn worst excuse of ripoff. He rips other people's songs and ideas to make his own shit. He is ugly, stupid, mofo. The only good shit he did was that he fucked another slutty ho J-Lo.

by FUckDiSHit October 23, 2003

P. Diddy

A rich dude with a lame name.

What the hell kinda name is P. Diddy?

by D. Mikky October 31, 2003

P. Diddy

1. the name that made me laugh so hard i spit out my water when i first heard it on MTV
2. a really bad nickname for an already bad rap name "puff daddy"

Does P. Diddy have anything original?

by lisagirl April 7, 2003

P. Diddy

What Ke$ha wakes up feeling like

"Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P. Diddy

by Buffmonkey2 March 14, 2010

P Diddy

Rapper/entrepenuer who encouraged people to vote in the 2004 election between John Kerry and George W. Bush using the slogan 'vote or die.'

Shit, I have to go vote or P Diddy will stab me while I sleep.

by itsahorrorshow November 2, 2004

p diddy

porr excuse of a an artist

Hey you know that guy ummm... Puff Diddy wait no umm P Daddy? Ah Fuck it he sucks

by Nick Valadao July 26, 2004

P Diddy

What Kesha feels like in the morning. :

"wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy. I got my glasses im out the door, I'm gunna hit this city."

by mehhxspooonx3 December 25, 2009