Ouche

A slimy wet substance unknown to man

Dude what was that slimy shit on there bro I don't know it's ouche

by Majestic_Myrtle1210 April 02, 2021

ouched

The act of being harshly rejected by a romantic interest. One is said to have been 'ouched' when one bares ones soul to the object of ones desire and gets horribly crushed in the process.

George told Karen he loved her and got ouched.

by JRomeo78 May 18, 2007

('-<) <(Ouch!)

This is what you deserve. You always deserved this. This is what you will look like in the future => ('-<) <(Ouch!)

('-<) <(Ouch!)

by )'o'( March 08, 2020

ouch

pain or suffering due to stupidity.

I said OUCH when I was clotheslined by the wire that I did not see until it was two feet away from me.

by Homer April 06, 2004

ouch

The phrase that comes to mind for all parties involved, when mentioning the idea of needing to have had 18 stiches in your penis, because some bitch decided to bite down, or not secure her tounge ring while givin brains

what comes to mind when i say that i had 8 stiches in my dick because some bitch decided to bite down while goin down. and ive had 10 stiches when another girl decided that it wasnt important to secure her tounge ring?

by HipHop Cowboy April 09, 2005

ouch

Mad sexy or mad fine

When you see a man or woman that is just major fine you would call them an ouchie. Just looking delicious. Or a pair of stiletto's that are just hot. Or the price is so high it makes you immediately feel pain.

by Chelsea August 20, 2004

ouch

she said ouch because it was a needle dick and you missed and pricked her leg

sarcomax could fuck hank hills narrow urethra

by Cotton Hill(killed 50 men) March 08, 2003