Open Door Policy

The act of relieving ones bowls whilst leaving the door open.

My neighbors were quite shocked when they saw my "open door policy" enforced.

by Multiplebabyarms December 19, 2003

Open-door Lassie

The act of taking a shit with the bathroom door open, performed by a female.

"bro where's Sarah? "
"Oh she's just taking an open-door Lassie"

by Sassbun November 23, 2017

Open Door Policy

a policy that requires all doors to remain open at all times, generally due to an ex-convict's aversion to doors being closed because they make him feel like he's back in the joint

House guest: Man, what the hell you opening the bathroom door for when I'm in there takin' a shit?!
Home owner (ex-con): If you're gonna stay here you're gonna have to abide by the Open Door Policy.

House guest: What the hell you talkin' about?!
Home owner (ex-con): Ever since I did that 6 months in Statesville, I can't have any doors closed in my house. I get to feeling like I'm locked in and I bug the fuck out, Dogg. The Open Door Policy is as much for your safety as for mine.
House guest: That seems fair, homie.

by jeanshorts August 16, 2010

Open doors movement

A movement that seeks to abolish all restrictions on immigration so that anyone who wants to live in the US can justcome here and automaticly become a US citizan with all it's rights.

John is in the open doors movement.

by Deep blue 2012 May 6, 2010

Captain kickin' in open doors

A variant of 'Captain State the Obvious'

Tss Captain kickin' in open doors!

by CaptainessObvious June 28, 2011

Open The Door

Term used to shout at ongoer when locked inside of a car and high, not knowing how to escape. The word then becomes "Open The Damn Door" when the ongoer is also high, attempting to open the door and failing miserably.

Nick: "JASON! Open The Door!!!"
Jason: "DHAKDSLNASNAK Im Trying!"
Dillon: "Open The Damn Door!"
Nick: "Im falling!"

by Nickeatsbabies February 19, 2010

Don't open that door!

used to say that it's better not to ruminate on something as it will only trigger the process of self-loathing

Chandler: What's wrong with me? Ohh, don't open that door!

by Catchmedoingthat July 5, 2016