One is

Used in descriding location in accordance to another object or person. Can be used in agreement or disagreement with statements depending on context. Preferably used after a sentence for more emphasis on the fact no one has any idea what they are taking about.

We pullin up one is

P1: “where’s your car one is?”
P2 “one is one is”

I at my one one is

Where you at one is

by thiswaspointless August 16, 2018

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

And If The Left One Is Bigger...?

A term used when someone goes on a long rant about a totally pointless or super-intelligent subject that no one cares about/understands.

Guy 1 - And Thats the theory for quantum physics.
Guy 2 - And if the left one is bigger...?

by TalcumPower November 4, 2011

One Trump is one too many.

A phrase that implies that the world doesn’t need more fake billionaires, more corrupt leaders, more serial liars, more narcissists, more racists, and more white supremacists, but rather more God-fearing and honest heads of state who give a damn about something other than benefiting themselves and their oft-shady businesses.

Although President Biden told the world that America is back on the world stage, however, US allies feel ambivalent about this new political normal, because for them, one Trump is one too many.

by MathPlus February 27, 2021

the business of which one is engaged

The current action. The task at hand.

(Soldier In wartime)- The business of which one is engaged always carries the high probability of death.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em

This is the famous quote from one of the three main characters from GTA V named Micheal De Santa

Man aims gun to robbers head "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
Pushes a Security guard at a jewel store "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
Security guard after the heist says "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
The actor Ned Luke says about GTA 6 "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em

by When you forget a 1000 things September 25, 2023

Wow, Colorado Really is one Weird Place

What is said right after one finishes a trip or vacation to anywhere in Colorado.

Wife: Did you like our honeymoon to Aspen?
Husband: Yeah, but Wow, Colorado really is one weird place...

by landmassmississippi September 4, 2012