by 5.9 Magnum V8 October 22, 2018
Get the Cob On Itmug. Joel: bro Ever since I sucked that girls tits I’ve had a throbbing cob dude!
Landon: yeah dog I can see it, that shits about to rip your pants!
boner hard-on stiffy
Landon: yeah dog I can see it, that shits about to rip your pants!
boner hard-on stiffy
by Joelyrolleypolleyolley January 17, 2018
Get the Cobmug. The cardboard tube at the center of the toilet paper roll. The word is possibly derived from the folk custom of wiping one's ass on corn husks or corn cobs, though it is uncommon to perform this operation with a cardboard cob.
My kid needed cardboard tubes for her school craft project, so we used the cobs from our toilet paper rolls.
by Mr. Weebitzy December 7, 2013
Get the cobmug. To get cobbed is to be smooth talked into having a penis inserted into you anus as its a good idea, only to realize when it's in your actually getting shafted by the man.
by Captain Spanky July 20, 2006
Get the Cobbedmug. by Sezril February 21, 2004
Get the COBmug. A roll of Toilet Paper.
Based on story of humans wiping with a corn cob, minus the kernels of course. May have originated in the deep south or on a rez near you.
Based on story of humans wiping with a corn cob, minus the kernels of course. May have originated in the deep south or on a rez near you.
by Spud__666 January 16, 2011
Get the cobmug. Man 1: Cobs on the last slice of pie!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: Cobs! It means I claim that slice of pie.
Man 2: Dude, who uses that word anymore?!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: Cobs! It means I claim that slice of pie.
Man 2: Dude, who uses that word anymore?!
by Deeshceel October 24, 2008
Get the Cobsmug.