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lives on the moon 

“Lives on the moon? Ok, I’ll talk to him.”
“So what did he say?”
“Denied the moon stuff but, that’s what pedophiles do, they deny, it’s their bread and butter “
Pedophile?”
“Your don’t think so? I thought the moon thing might’ve been code”
lives on the moon by Copheyboi December 16, 2021

Walking on the Moon 

Giant steps are what you take
Walking on the moon
I hope my leg don't break
Walking on the moon
We could walk forever
Walking on the moon
We could live together
Walking on, walking on the moon

Walking back from your house
Walking on the moon
Walking back from your house
Walking on the moon
Feet they hardly touch the ground
Walking on the moon
My feet don't hardly make no sound
Walking on, walking on the moon
Some may say
I'm wishing my days away
No way
And if it's the price I pay
Some say
Tomorrow's another day
You stay
I may as well play

Giant steps are what you take
Walking on the moon
I hope my leg don't break
Walking on the moon
We could walk forever
Walking on the moon
We could be together
Walking on, walking on the moon

Some may say
I'm wishing my days away
No way
And if it's the price I pay
Some say
Tomorrow's another day
You stay
I may as well play

Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Walking on the Moon by Death Menace December 16, 2022

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't 

Something said when informed of yet another failure of society
they can put a man on the moon, but they can't make solar cars! What is this world coming to?

Landed on the Moon Moment 

In reference to the 1996 classic Dumb and Dumber, in which Lloyd Christmas, Jim Carrey, sees the news clipping the the 1969 lunar landing. Christmas then says, "No way. We've landed on the moon!"
Used to describe a moment when a person is completely ignorant of a major event.
Rachel had a Landed on the moon moment when she discovered that best friend had had several children.

"Talk about a Landed on the Moon Moment, I had no idea the U.S. had Invaded Iraq"

mouse on the moon 

Cock and balls are placed behind the legs, hence your mouse in on your moon. An advanced flashing/mooning/BA hanging technique.
Instead of hanging a BA at the busload of schoolgirls Travis deciced to give them the patented mouse on the moon.

monkey on the moon 

When no one will take blame for something, the one who gets the blame..
it wasnt me!!, well it must have been the monkey on the moon..
monkey on the moon by dumasses February 3, 2008