the most beautiful girl in the history of the univers. known for breaking guys hearts and not telling them
by Falco (yea thats right...me...from lane tech) October 20, 2003
Get the olena mug.A 97 mile long tributary to the Scioto River in Central Ohio. Known for the 22 miles of designated scenic river, and most notable for the strip renamed the "toxic waste dump" by the Ohio State University Campus.
Every year thousands of plastic bottles, beer cans, glass bottles, and pizza boxes are thrown for good fun in the Olentangy by drunken or careless college kids. Every winter, when the river freezes over, more noteable things are dropped onto the ice to sink once it thaws including: Shopping carts, Shoes, Safety Cones, Construction Barrels, Car Parts, and other stolen artifacts such as a Marching Band Sousaphone, a kite, and an animal crate.
The toxicity of the river is known throughout the campus- students claim that should someone fall in, they have a 50/50 shot of obtaining super powers or a mutated third limb.
A number of Canadian geese and mallards call this river home, but most notably are the four white geese nicknamed Floppy, Goon, Retard Goose and Fluffy.
Every year thousands of plastic bottles, beer cans, glass bottles, and pizza boxes are thrown for good fun in the Olentangy by drunken or careless college kids. Every winter, when the river freezes over, more noteable things are dropped onto the ice to sink once it thaws including: Shopping carts, Shoes, Safety Cones, Construction Barrels, Car Parts, and other stolen artifacts such as a Marching Band Sousaphone, a kite, and an animal crate.
The toxicity of the river is known throughout the campus- students claim that should someone fall in, they have a 50/50 shot of obtaining super powers or a mutated third limb.
A number of Canadian geese and mallards call this river home, but most notably are the four white geese nicknamed Floppy, Goon, Retard Goose and Fluffy.
The Olentangy River is so filled with large obstacles the OSU Crew and Rowing teams have to create narrow paths to row to avoid damaging their boats.
Drunk 1: Hey! I've got a broken motorcycle I don't use anymore!
Drunk 2: Let's throw it in the Olentangy River!
Drunk 1: Hey! I've got a broken motorcycle I don't use anymore!
Drunk 2: Let's throw it in the Olentangy River!
by Abandkid March 4, 2011
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Get the Olenick mug.Oleanne is a beautiful person. They keep you safe, makes you feel loved, and will always do whatever it takes to make you feel happy. Their personality is everything, and if you know someone called Oleanne, you’re insanely lucky, because there’s not many of them.
Some person: Omg who is that?
You: That’s my friend Oleanne, they’re the prettiest and kindest person I know!
You: That’s my friend Oleanne, they’re the prettiest and kindest person I know!
by Oleber September 4, 2021
Get the Oleanne mug.Well, if your in to corn and cows you found the right place. There are more cows than people in this little town. You can drive through the town in two minutes. There is only one main road, but be careful driving on it. Because there is a random fucking traffic light that only blinks yellow for no god damn reason. Your lucky you don't get t- boned by a tractor trailer going through it. If your trying to go shopping then you better go somewhere else. Because there is only a Weis in the whole town.
by SRTAEYPN August 11, 2016
Get the oley, pa mug.A small town in southern western new york that is a total fucking shit hole. The town is full of wellies, druggies, drunkies, idiots, fat slobs, rednecks, trash, people with low intelligence, snobby bitches that have no reason to be snobs because the comparison is way the fuck off and disturbingly pathetic. If you do not leave after college, you will stay there forever, but most are brainwashed and trapped into thinking its great. There is no culture or abundance of intellectual stimulation what so ever. It is a mindless way of experiencing life where the majority of people talk about pointless shit and drama that causes you to be distracted from the important issues and happenings in the world. It is a town for mindless fools and is grungy as fuck and half the town is built on a large old dump that used to be used for industry. Never coming back.
Going to Olean NY? Time to talk shit about other people for no reason and get trashed for fun because there's no other point in living.
by cherry890 December 15, 2012
Get the Olean NY mug.a place where shitty administration and shitty kids meet. where the principal targets groups of kids for nothing but then praises other. this school is filled with whores, retarded hicks who jerk off to fords, weird emo transgender chicks that just piss everyone off, and ugly chicks that are bitches to everyone. if you want a failed education or want to be a wannabe country kid oley high school is where you want to be.
by fronk the chopper December 8, 2021
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