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fuck my old boots!

an exclamation of surprise or disbelief used quite frequently in yorkshire(south)
1:
two men driving rather fast and having to swerve violently to avoid an on coming vehicle andy's mate shouted "Fuck my old boots that was close yer twat!"
2:
you have just got home after a great night out and sitting in the middle of your room floor is the bigest turd you have ever seen ,reeling with shock and horror the only words you are able to utter is "Fuck My Old Boots!"
by shagg nasty February 7, 2005
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Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter

You can have sex with an old sex partner but you cant bull shit an old bull shitter.
Grandpa looks down at his grandson after he tells a hella of a lie and tells him grandson you can "Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter", go tell that bull shit story to some younger generation because I'm not buying it.
by L3ft b3hind April 15, 2010
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Fuck my old sea bones

An act of making love to some ones old sea ridden bones.

Said when a mistake is made or when someone tells you some shocking news.
"well Fuck my old sea bones"

"I didn't just.... AH fuck my old sea bones"
by Al8xXx January 12, 2012
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Fuck my old rags

Damn and blast!
Fuck my old rags, I've shit my pants...........Again!
by Knotty clinker April 29, 2010
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fuck my old boots

fuck my old boots lou.i need to smash you into orbit asap
by leogets2007 September 17, 2008
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