obbeio

a kid who's annoying, funny, but somewhat athletic.

Yo Ryan your such an obbeio.

by fhwjdifissjjd December 5, 2016

obbey

Parcour in roblox. Jump on blocks and sprint. Jump over things,

Wow what are you doing there?
Ow. I’m just doing an OBBEY, would you like to join?

by ElliSslim April 15, 2020

Malicious Obedience

The Modus Operandi adopted by those who work for people convinced of their own infallible decision-making prowess, where one gleefully does what they’re told, even though they know it’s misguided, and waiting for the moment when it all blows up in their supervisor’s face. The precursor to schadenfreude. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

Mildred: “I can’t believe the IT Department insists on designing our web site without consulting you, the Graphic Designer, but then expects you to create the lame artwork for it the day before we go live.”
Trev: “I have pledged them my full and complete malicious obedience. It’ll be a disaster, fo’ shizzle.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

obedie

a really really pretty girl that is really nice and an overall awesome girl

That girl maddie, obedie!

by amanning June 11, 2008

Obbe

Super tall, super hot, super funny. A total goofball but somehow super cool too. Best friends with all the girls (who actually secretly want to fuck him) and all the guys. A total badass in the most innocent way.

Girl 1: so what's the deal with you and Obbe, you seem really close, are you just friends?

Girl 2: UGh he is soooo great. We're like best friends but i tottallyyy want to fuck him. GAAHHH

*Obbe walks by*

*Girl two gets totally wet and runs to the bathroom*

by BILBOBAGGINS98 October 12, 2014

obed

A guy who has the uncanny ability to talk his way into and out of any situation, no matter how extreme they may be. and likes to party all days, drink,smoke. and his really shy with girls.

Hey they found the bag of hash on my pillow but I obeded my self out of it!

by wiz113 July 12, 2011

obedience monkey

A name given to a person, most often a government employee, who mindlessly obeys orders. Even when said orders are no longer valid or are counterproductive to the main objective.

"I heard local PD harassing long haul truckers who were trying to catch some sleep. Why are they such obedience monkeys?"

by Aliel The Heretic March 29, 2020